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« on: October 08, 2008, 04:49:24 AM »
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 08:25:59 PM »
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